Mar 17
Any song feat Pitbull:
- Singer: *sings*
- Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide, 305 (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
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Jan 18
That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and see the bill
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Jan 18
Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr? →
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(X) Because we are too sexy for the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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